New camel
One man bought a camel.
The man who was selling the camel advised to make the camel walk by
saying 'Few', to make the camel stop by saying 'Amen', to make the camel
run by saying 'many'.
At his first ride all went well. 'Few' he called and off the camel went. 'Many he shouted and the camel began to run straight for the edge of the cliff. But the new owner had forgotten the word to make the camel stop. As the cliff edge came closer and closer he called out in terror: 'Lord, save. Lord, save me. Amen.'
And of course the camel stopped right on the very edge of the precipice. Whereupon the rider wiped his brow in relief he said' Phew.'