Confuse Traffic Signs

A cop pulls over a car full of nuns.

Cop: Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway – why are you going so slow?

Sister: Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.

Cop: Oh sister, that`s not the speed limit, that`s the name of the highway you`re on!

Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I`ll be more careful.

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Cop: Excuse me, sister, what`s wrog with your friends back there? They`re shaking

something terrible.

Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.

to pulls over – зупиняти (автомобіль)

nun - черниця

sign - знак

speed limit – обмеження швидкості

highway – шосе, магістраль

Silly me! - от дурепа!

Backseat - заднє сидіння

to shake (shook, shaken) – тремнтіти, трястися

to tremble – тремтіти,тріпотіти