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I woke up and realized I didn’t have to go to school today. I was so happy – then I remembered I’m an unemployed 43-year old. realize - /ˈrɪə.laɪz/ to understand a situation unemployed/ˌʌn.Детальніше
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all. Детальніше
He had to fill in a form. At the bottom where it said `Sign` he wrote `Pisces`. Детальніше
What did the blonde say when she got a book for her birthday? - "Thanks, but I`ve got one already." Детальніше
She asked a famous artist if he paint her in the nude. He said that was fine, but he`d have to keep his socks on otherwise he`d have nowhere to put his brushes. Детальніше
A young man professed a desire to become a great writer.Детальніше
A woman has the last word in any argument - anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Детальніше
Fred, "I love the mole on her chin. I love the mole on her chin. I love the mole on her chin..." Harry, "All right, you don`t have to keep repeating it. Fred, "Yes,I do, she`s got three chins." Детальніше
Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician. Детальніше
