Do Not Overdo Them: Story Imperatives
A wife was making a breakfast for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Be careful," he said, "Be very careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! Do not cook too many at once. Do not burn them! Turn them! Turn them now! Put more more butter. Oh my gosh! Do not overdo them? Do not let them stick ! Careful. Listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. Use the salt. Do not forget to pepper them Use the salt! Use the pepper!"
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'