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By Dr. Seuss For Audrey, Lark and LeaWith Love At the far end of town where the Grickle-grass grows and the wind smells slow-and-sour when it blows and no birds ever sing excepting old crows… is the Street of the Lifted Lorax.Детальніше

by Dr. Seuss I am Sam. Sam I am. That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am! Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Would you like them here or there?Детальніше

Cinderella is a good girl. She has two sisters. Cinderella works and works in the house. Her sisters will not help. Here are Cinderella's sisters. They are happy. They are going to a ball.Детальніше

Wife: Have a look at the cake. I`ve decorated it for my birthday party. Don't you think my sense of design is wonderful? Husband: (counting the candles) Well, it`s certainly better than your arithmetic.Детальніше

A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. Cop: Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway – why are you going so slow? Sister: Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65. Cop: Oh sister, that`s not the speed limit, that`s the name of the highway you`re on!Детальніше

The frightened tourist: «Are there any bats in this cave?» The guide: «There were, but don`t worry, the snakes ate all of them.» to frighten - лякати cave - печера snake – змія Детальніше

Tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. Is it true, he asked, that an alligator won`t attack you if you carry a flashlight? That depends, replied the guide, on how fast you carry the flashlight.Детальніше

Angler: You`ve been watching me hours. Why don`t you try fishing yourself? Onlooker: I haven`t got the patience. аngler- рибалка, риболов оnlooker - глядач, спостерігач patience - терпіння, терплячість Детальніше

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said, «Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?» To which the farmer replied, «Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!Детальніше