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Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, «Here, maybe you'd like a nip to calm your nerves». «Thanks», he said, and took a long pull from the container.Детальніше

Two men were going in a train. One of them asked the other: "Are you going to Brown`s lecture today?" "Yes. I am", said the other. "Take my advice and don`t go", said the first, "I hear he is a very bad lecturer." "I can`t help it", said the other.Детальніше

"Look here, waiter, I`ve just found a button in my soup." "Oh, thank you, sir. I`ve been looking all over for it.Детальніше

A man met another in a hotel lobby. Feeling that he was acquainted with him, but not remembering who he was, the man held out his hand and said, "I am sure I have met you somewhere." "No doubt", was the reply, "I have there often.Детальніше

First doctor: You`ve cured your patient. What`s there to worry about now? Young doctor: I don`t know which of the medicines cured him. to cure - вилікувати, зцілити medicine – ліки Детальніше

The US Government says that the life of a twenty dollar bill is about 6 months. What I`m trying to do is find out where these things go to die and strike it rich. bill - амер.Детальніше

Rob: I`m so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death.Sam: What`s being nearsighted got to do with working yourself to death? Rob: I couldn`t tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work all the time.Детальніше

So you want to take the day off. Let`s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you have already had 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.Детальніше

A Cuban was in Miami classroom reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book. «Teacher?» asked the little girl, «Please, does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?» «No, my child», sighed the teacher, «But it should…it should.Детальніше