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"Look here, waiter, I`ve just found a button in my soup." "Oh, thank you, sir. I`ve been looking all over for it.Детальніше
A man met another in a hotel lobby. Feeling that he was acquainted with him, but not remembering who he was, the man held out his hand and said, "I am sure I have met you somewhere." "No doubt", was the reply, "I have there often.Детальніше
First doctor: You`ve cured your patient. What`s there to worry about now? Young doctor: I don`t know which of the medicines cured him. to cure - вилікувати, зцілити medicine – ліки Детальніше
The US Government says that the life of a twenty dollar bill is about 6 months. What I`m trying to do is find out where these things go to die and strike it rich. bill - амер.Детальніше
Rob: I`m so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death.Sam: What`s being nearsighted got to do with working yourself to death? Rob: I couldn`t tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work all the time.Детальніше
So you want to take the day off. Let`s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you have already had 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.Детальніше
A Cuban was in Miami classroom reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book. «Teacher?» asked the little girl, «Please, does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?» «No, my child», sighed the teacher, «But it should…it should.Детальніше
Bob: Please, Mummy, one more lump of sugar. Mother: Well, Bobby, haven`t I given you five already? Bob: Yes, you have… But they`ve all melted away in my tea. lump - шматок to melt - танути Детальніше
Doctor: What your husband needs, Mrs. Brown, is a complete rest. I have prescribed a sleeping pill. Mrs. Brown: Very well, doctor. When shall I give it to him? Doctor: Don`t give it to him. Take it yourself.Детальніше
