Your Wife Just Fell Out

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said, «Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?» To which the farmer replied, «Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf

rural - сільський

state trooper - патрульний (молодший поліцейський чин)

to fall (fell, fallen) out- випасти

deaf - глухий, позбавлений слуху